June 1st - let the dump season begin - all you quitters!

I'm in last place, and have proudly been here all season long, but see no one is seizing the top of the standings for himself. There have been plenty of helpful free agents out there, but everyone is playing the Waiting for Rocket game. He'll get about 14 starts, so that's not gonna cut it.

In the words of Neidemeyer: "You're all worthless and weak!"

So I'm going for it--the brass ring, the gold spitoon, the monkey's uncle--so let's hear your offers--if yer man enough!